FRANK JOSH-LAUGH UNTIL U FALL
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Note:If you're allergic to laughter DONT READ!! ? ?

1.Bae: Can i play game on your phone?
Me: Enjoy
*Few minutes later*
Bae: Who is Cynthia?
Me: Which level is that? ? ?

2. Some people are just destined 2 b poor...

Hw can Baba give u soap 4 rituals nd u will b using it to brush... ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

3.Don't add womanizing to your hustle. It will delay your blessings

4.plz vote me in 2019, I promise to put law of no clothes under practise ?

5.Some journalists visited a village n went
straight to the king, one of the interviewers
asked de king*
*JOURNALISTS :sir, as a ruler of this community,
tell us your plan*
*KING :(provoked ) ',you are calling me a
ruler? your father is a pencil, your mother is
eraser, you ar a sharpener. Infact all ur family is
a maths set. Foolish man ? ? ?

6.Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ? ? ? ? ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀
7.Some girls will post am lonely or bored, who wants 2 pay me a visit?
Some few minutes later Jehovah witness will decide 2 pay u a visit den u begin 2 hide...
My sister tell me why God will not punish u? ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀

8.Nobody say u shouldn’t be # Fat … But please be Fat & be Rich… Don’t come and squeeze people inside # Keke and still pay 50 Naira... ? ? ? ? ?

9.~Madness is when a person sees a cancelled message but still reads it.It is even worse when they continue reading it...Hey,what's your problem, why are you still reading?~ fall 2019 wedding dresses ? ? ? ? ? ?

10.People from America ?? are called Americans... Those from Nigeria ?? are called Nigerians... What are those from China ?? called? ? for me I think it's Chinaza

11.I have been sweating since morning. Whoever is having sex with my pic, please take it easy.

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12.Real girls use nipple to like thier boyfriend posts ? ?

13.Kiss her gently, hold her hair and pull it off! 2019 we won't date wig girls ?

14.If a guy is wooing u and is now saying "you are the most beautiful girl in the world" just ask him, how many country av u been ? ? ? ?

15.I am proud to have u guys in this group because you guys are:

​C​reative
​O​bedient
​N​ice
​D​iligent
​O​rganized
​M​atured
​S​ignificant

In short you are all
​C. O. N. D. O. M. S.​
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16.When I become rich, i will just employ a yoruba woman that will be helping me to lay curse on some people!!

Ahh swear ♨
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17.Its only in Anambra that a man will finish his wedding 3:30 and still open shop by 4 o'clock

Anambra I hail o ♨

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18.Ladies marry someone you love and proud of
No be *"papa Emeka dey go front, I dey come"* ♨

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19.This selling of pants no concern yoruba girls oo,
Because the smell and pepper alone can kill babalawo wey wan do the ritual

I swear o ♨

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20. Naija I hail oo

*Who stole my money?*

*Americans*...I swear bruh, don't know
*Nigerians*....I saw peter eating suya, I don't know who gave him money. ♨

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21.One pastor told me that he's seeing my senior brother in range rover not knowing am the first son in my family

Oga pastor,weldone ♨
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22.Make una help me thank God for my life

I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December ♨

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23.If you must hate people, hate them alone.
Stop recruiting people to hate them with you.
That's a witchcraft

Witches and wizards take note ♨
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24.When your phone mistakenly falls down, if you like be a Muslim, you must shout *Jesus* ♨

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25.*"Its over between us"*

This four words can make you search for your shoe ? inside the fridge
Heartbreak is bad ♨

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26.That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon

You will be like, *"fadalawd, why me? ♨
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27.You are angry that you are getting fatter?

When you were busy shouting
THIS IS MY YEAR OF EXPANSION!! ? ? ?
You didn't know another year was coming ? ? ? ? ?

28.Federal Government should close up companies producing fake toilet tissues.
I nearly fingered myself now.

Can you imaging ♨
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29.If a guy is wooing u and is now saying "you are the most beautiful girl in the world" just ask him, how many country av u been ? ? ? ?

30.Some girls will wear pant, wear tight on top and still wear jeans . Which kind tight security be that....... Wicked people ? ?

31.This recession is This bad.. One of my friend bought an Egg roll today, he ate the roll and Went home to eat the Egg with rice ? ? ? ?
Guys comment d number dat made u ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? most