OK! THIS SOUNDS QUITE CONTRAVERSIAL

NAMWANGA

Namwanga ladies are just too too too gorgeous? I mean notice when a lady is Nambela ,Namfukwe, Nawinga or Nachilima or any of these funny names from the North they are just too awesome .

Only problem is abaiche aba balishupa..
Because of looks , they become full of themselves. Since several men seem chasing them , the ladies function auctioneers; highest bidder gets them , bwafya . Watch your lane with these ladies .

LOZI
Most Lozis are tall chicks with their big feet. Oh my God with their education Lozi chicks are dangerous. And most of them are heavy drunks, like a V8 engine. It's a sorry sight sometimes looking at your Lozi chick drowning bottles of spin and hunters right in your face like a thirsty athlet at half time. And they can be chicky too. You telling her something and she is looking at you with that "you ain't ..." Look, like she is your mother and you can't tell her nothing... a combination of beauty and brains, Lozi women are amongst the hardest to control..

KAONDE, KALUBALE & KALUNDA .

Hmmmm these are chicks who give you headaches and leave you guessing most times . Most of them are quiet and meek but trust me behind that quietness tuma champions. If you know you are weak, if you know you are not gifted like Bobby East don't try to date or marry North western power. Trust me my brother if your love your soul just look elsewhere. These sexual Mcgyvers will leave you wondering what hit you. You won't see it coming. Trust me and they can keep secrets . You can never catch her if she decides she's not getting enough from you. You will just see kids who look nothing like you at your home

BEMBA

These seem a lost clan. They are talkative , love money , control and authority A bemba will shout at you like she is talking to her child. And when you get pissed you tell her to go to hell, these chicks love money so much she will respond "nshikwete neyaku kwelela" give me transport, that's after shouting at you kwati kaiche and later asking for transport.

While most of them are good cooks and are very clean and well taught. You will never find a bemba lady with long dirty nails or hair under her armpits or other holy places. But much as these women appear sweet, like a rose this beauty comes with torns. Most bemba women are lunatics ; they have nasty mouths and don't watch what they say. They love to control everything, even your salary. And should she find out you have a side chick, mamamama, she will first gossip about it with her auties and friends at the saloon, gang up with her elderly fat relatives and match to the side chicks flat in Kabwata or Chilenje and threaten to burn her alive if she ever dares contact hubby and then come home and keep quiet like her and her fellow minions did not carry out an operation in the day...

LUAPULA GIRLS

Luapula girls, the wana be's. Speak English sounding like bemba with alot of R and L mistakes. With their funny make up and heavy dressing and bleached skins, most of them have migrated to the copperbelt and just like speak bemba. Then when they come to lusaka they want to lead a high life. They love life. They love Pizza, movies and weekend chilling. You wil recognise them easy by their heavy make and huge handbags. They love kitchen parties and are they ones who have filled up pentecostal churches, being manipulated by tu Papa twama suit in the name of looking for marriage. Be careful with this one as they are known to accuse men of having impregnated them even after just one meeting.. .Give her money for abortion she will go to the saloon and return with a new hair style and her face done with heavy make up with eyebrows removed like a shoprite cashier. ..You will recognise this type by their love of chitenge fashion wear. party dresses tall women

They grow very fat once married, most of them end up looking like Incredible Hulk but they are extremely good with business. Never allow her to start the fish business going to the river or to kasumbalesa or she will have two husbands, you plus chairman wakumumana kwi sabi.

TONGAS

These ladies...Oh My God! are the best. Most of them are very good, very humble but extremely cunning. You can mistake her humility for ukupwalala but my brother watch your back. These ones operate like C5, pretend to see nothing, will let you get away with shit for sometime but when she decides to strike, oh my Lord . Tonga ladies are Toyota corolla, She will not really give you much problems. But her relatives will! They will visit in numbers at once at your house and demand money for fertiliser and cow vaccines. Should you say you have no money, they will swear not to leave until they have some cash to take back to Monze ,Maamba, dundumwezi among all those places . One guarantee is that , you will enjoy your marriage with a Tonga lady and won't have problems on weekends as when you are busy at G GREENS drinking whiskey and watching Man U games she wil be busy at church. 90% of them are devoted sabbath keepers..

*Now eastern women*
Clean Humble good in bed if not careful you will lose your waist many bembas men who are married to easteners have waist problem for not knowing how to handle them. They know how to love and how to keep the house. But ubuule especially when you cheat on them they will cheat on you 100 times until you lose your mind

afternoon ba Zambia

the big breezy......
mr Brasha